My second girlfriend, second real girlfriend, was a fashion designer. She still is a fashion designer. She designed a line of women’s dresses known as shorty. I looked at the images of the dresses and they still look good today. I would call them timeless.
She told me, fashion is like an armor. That’s why she got into it. Fashion is the armor that protects you from racists and sexists. Fashion is the armor. The first rule of fashion is there are no rules. The second rule of fashion is have your own personal style. The third rule of fashion is, when in doubt, buy one size up. I made the third rule up.
I like loose-fitting clothes better than tight. It leaves something to the imagination. I like tight-fitting bikinis, but other than that, I like clothes to be loose. You’re not working in a factory. It’s not like your clothes are gonna get caught up in some machinery. Why wouldn’t you want your skin to be able to breathe?
When I see these tight-fitting clothes that these FBI agents are wearing on FBI, I can’t help but wonder why they wanna look like they’re going to the yoga studio. Even in the yoga studio, why would you wear tight-fitting clothes? You want your skin to be able to breathe. It doesn’t really make sense to wear tight-fitting clothes when you do yoga unless you’re stupid.
I guess there’s a whole lot of stupid women and men out there dressing like they’re wearing some kind of super tight Star Trek outfit when they do yoga, when you’re supposed to be naked or wearing loose-fitting clothes when you do yoga. Tight-fitting clothes is the opposite of being naked or having loose-fitting clothes. So I guess they’re doing yoga all wrong. It’s kind of sad.
The whole point of yoga is to stimulate the fire within your body and let it be free and released. When you’re wearing tight-fitting clothes, it’s blocking this from happening. It’s no wonder they do yoga so much and never accomplish anything.
